my life as a artist
big match postponed
Sunday 21st January 2007 5:55 PM
the keenly anticipated clash between York Corinthians and Wigginton Grasshoppers in the York and district over 35s league was postponed early this morning after a pitch inspection revealed many ducks and small sailing vessels on the playing surface. The disappointed crowd, some of who had travelled from as far away as Rufforth, drifted away in lachrymose silence through the wet desolation of a bishopthorpe sunday morning. A police spokesman said there were no incidents.
After last weeks game me and some of the lads got very pissed and accidently smashed up a disused chinese weather satellite. Woke up to find the chinese had claimed the credit and that the Americans are now shit scared ... feel a bit guilty about increasing international tension but it was a great laugh.
my life as a artist continues to be colourful... sometimes in the pink sometimes blue... browned off, marooned etc... much inspiration from life in the farmyard.... after the disappointment of the postponed match I was delighted to get back to the caravan just in time to witness the wedding of two geese in the field just outside. It was the first gay goose wedding ever to be held in York and probably the first gay goose wedding ever officiated at by Dr John Santamu, the archbishop of york. Sponging off his cassock afterwards in the caravan I spoke to him in the simple swahili I had learnt from my time in East Africa. I told him that I had found a hippo in the bath this morning and it had used all the soap. I stressed that I forgave the hippo straight away and actually lent it my head and shoulders. Impressed with my piety and grasp of the language he said that he could fix it for me to be the first white archbishop of Kampala.
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When and where is the replay?
Or more to the point.. where are there more chinese satellites... sounds fun.
Posted by Tom , on Monday 22nd January 2007, 10:01 AM
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