my life as a artist
seven inches of sunshine
Wednesday 7th February 2007 5:10 PM
This morning in the newsagent I was speed-reading the headlines of all the papers that I wasnt going to buy. Some were about over-friendly bombing, some were about a not-jade indian woman.. but the daily Mail was about the imminent arrival of seven inches of deadly killer snow... such was the threat to life blah blah... it went on. I rushed home immediately, my heart racing. fear melting my bowels to water, and jacked the caravan up another couple of inches. Extremities suffer most in cold conditions so I put on a wooly hat and gloves and lagged my penis. I've had a rather uncomfortable day but I think my speedy response has done the trick, as the day has turned out to be calm, cloudless and sunny. God Bless the Daily Mail.......
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We ad sner. I dernt kner if therwa sner in Ull at erl.
Posted by Steve from Hull , on Thursday 8th February 2007, 7:33 PM
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