my life as a artist
England hardly any Spain a bit
Thursday 8th February 2007 8:44 PM
It was men versus their shirt buttons
Rogan Taylor explains England fans perrenial dissappointment with their team as due to the fact that they imagine, in the premier league of the world, that England are Man United or Arsenal, whereas, in fact, they're Charlton or Middlesborough....
The Spanish boys seemed to be more erotically charged than their English counterparts. Their kit was more stylish, their hair more lustrous and better cut, their jawbones more chiselled, their movement more lithe with animal grace. Even their names were sexier to say..Cap-de-vee-ya!...that's lovely isn't it?..and Ee-ban-ezz!....Mmm.. nice..and .Mor!..Mor!...Mor-ee-ent-ezz!.. where as we had Dyer, Neville and Crouch.....
its got to be.. on a perfect day.. Foster.. Richards, Ferdinand, Terry, A.Cole at the back.. Lennon, Hargreaves, Gerrard, J.Cole across the middle and Wayne Rooney and Owen up front... subs: Lampard, Ashton, R. Motion and Wobbly Bob. I'd advise Steve Maclaren to only bring me and Bob on if we we're winning really comfortably against old ladies.
These days I've become an armchair supporter... C'mon the Armchairs!.. last week we played Manchester Settee... most of the game was really comfortable because we were sitting on a two-goal cushion......
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I meant Taylor.
Was he then?
Posted by Steve , on Saturday 10th February 2007, 11:16 PM
Did Rogan Talyor used to be in Queen?
Posted by Steve , on Saturday 10th February 2007, 11:14 PM
I haven't got the faintest idea what you're talking about here - but I did enjoy looking at the shapes of the letters...
Posted by Steve , on Friday 9th February 2007, 3:47 PM
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