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Tuesday 13th March 2007 8:21 PM
Me and my mum have applied for the vacant post of manager of Huddersfield Town Football Club. Andy Ritchie (ex-Barnsley) and Gary Megson (ex-Star Trek) are favourites for the job but I think me and my mum have got a strong shout. (even though it's a big ask)
I have had over forty years of football playing experience, at the very highest levels, including magic spells at York Corinthians and Totnes Dodos, and my mum makes really good biscuits.(including lemony ones, and some with nuts and ginger) Also, she knew my dad really well and he was Peter Lorimer's (Leeds Utd and Scotland) dominoes partner at the Boot and Shoe in Tockwith, for two fabulous seasons.
My Mum reckons that she took Nottingham Forest to two European titles in the seventies, but her memory's not that great and because we're not sure, we didn't mention it in the application. As far as tactics go, I'm a 4-2-4 man but my Mum's a 4-3-4 woman. She reckons the extra man in mid-field gives the team some sort of advantage. It's an intuitive thing.
If we get the job my mum says she's going to have her hair done, in case we draw a big name in the cup and get on Match of the Day. It'd be great to meet Gary Lineker, and foul him, just to see what he did. Maybe me, my mum , Gary Lineker, Alan Hanson and Mark Lawrenson could get involved in a melee.
The money would come in handy as well. I reckon we could get about two hundred grand a year between us. It'll certainly help to eke (what was that noise?) out my mum's pension and I'd be able to buy a new bicycle and go for tea at Betty's.
Since Town beat Bradford City two-nil at the weekend, thereby making relegation very unlikely, the board will be in no hurry to make an appointment. This is to mine and mum's advantage. As spring blooms into summer, the light of truth will inevitably wax, and under this bright sheltering canopy of wisdom, uncommon good sense and reason will prevail, and me and my mum will be made the new managers of Huddersfield Town Football Club, probably.
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!
Oldfield is better than Yashin,
Dobson is better than Eusabio,
and Bury are in for a thrashin'.
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