my life as a artist


I must be brie

Tuesday 20th March 2007 7:52 PM

Ah, gentle reader!

I must be brief... for a second then, before I put the 'f' on 'brief', I thought I'd come to the conclusion that I was a piece of smelly French cheese. (and its the cheese that's smelly, not the French, OK?...Touche pas mon pot) ... and that doesn't mean leave off my marijuana, It's an anti-racist slogan from Coluche, a now deceased French comedian.. it means ' leave my mate alone'

I must be brief. ....If I've read that rightly, and if the lack of a definite article is just indicative of my general character, then what I'm really saying to you is that I'm half a pair of underpants. And yet I feel I'm so much more....

Honestly, I must be brief ,because I'm just about to give birth. Have got an exhibition at the weekend and I need to produce some puking, squawking, dribbling bundles of art-joy... the first piece is going to be a condom, and I'm going to write on it the names of everyone I've ever camped with.... ooh!.. I can feel the contractions.....

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Posted by Shuffleboard , on Saturday 8th December 2007, 7:14 PM


Hahahaha!
Had a fucked up computer for ages so have been off line. THis cheered me up!
x

Posted by Steve , on Tuesday 20th March 2007, 11:30 PM


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