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this is the world at one
Tuesday 17th April 2007 11:01 PM
Wayne Rooney's girlfriend has turned twenty-one, and along with Gary Neville, has vowed to overthrow the Putin regime…. Kate Middleton has finished with Prince Harry and has gone off with her Mum to go looting in Mogadishu. It's well Orwell!
A small fraction of fact excited by the friction of fiction. Is Prince Harry the real Harry Potter… are Princess Anne and the Queen Dementors?? The only thing us muggles know for sure is that Prince Philip is Voldemort.
'The truth is not only stranger than we think, it's stranger than we can think', my muesli said to me this morning over breakfast. Before I killed it with soya milk and teeth, the muesli drew my attention to a miraculous burnt image of the talismanic Huddersfield Town centre forward, Andy Booth, on my recently toasted slice of wholemeal bread.
I called Calendar news and within two hours I had a visit from a tv crew, in tow with a representative from the Huddersfield Town football club. They told me that the slice of toast was none other than the 'Toast of Destiny' spoken about in the Black Book of Golcar. As finder of the toast I get to manage the club with an assistant of my choice. I can't wait to tell my Mum the news. She wont believe it.
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