my life as a artist
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Sunday 6th May 2007 10:04 PM
Yesterday morning went to a car-boot sale with my mum. I bought an Ecuadorean cardigan for £3, an outside TV aerial for £1:50 and a 'powerfull hair-clipper for the hole family' for 50p. Last night I invited the 'hole' family round to enjoy the newly-found high-definition pictures on my television. While they were enjoying the individual bristles on Wayne Rooney's five o'clock shadow, I shaved all their heads with the 'powerfull' hair-clippers, and so they wouldn't feel the cold, I cut the Ecuadorean cardigan up into 6" squares and stuck them onto the tops of their heads with blu-tack. My mum's square had a chunky wooden button on it, right in the middle, and it looked really jazzy, so she says she's going to keep it on until her hair grows back a bit. Now I know it works, I might tidy some of the chickens up.
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Erm - recent postings getting ever so slightly more surreal, possibly resulting in readers being a little scared to comment in case they upset your perceived fragile mental balance (as indicated by posting a test comment yourself at 7 in the morning) in t
Posted by The wind cries boothee , on Friday 11th May 2007, 2:34 PM
mm, nice
Posted by myself testing , on Friday 11th May 2007, 7:00 AM
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