my life as a artist
bye bye blair
Friday 11th May 2007 10:15 PM
When Tony Blair speaks
he often pauses
between phrases,
sometimes for ages.
I think he thinks it gives him
some sort of gravitas
whereas
I don't.
Pathocracy is government by psychopaths, which, unfortunately, is very fashionable these days. To be a head of state it helps to be charismatic and have a mad, staring left eye… or in the case of Putin, two dead ones. I don't think Gordon Brown quite fits the bill, so I expect we'll get given that nice Mr Cameron instead.
Tomorrow morning I might fly to Monaco with my mum, and play roulette in the Hotel Royale. If we win loads of money and become existentially disgusted, we might smoke crack cocaine and play 'chicken' with really sharp knives. It'd be a change for both of us.
If we don't go to Monaco, we'll go to the car-boot sale at the race-course. I'm looking for a replacement tap for my sink and anything else that I think could bring some sense of beauty and meaning into my life for under a fiver.
The tap I've got at the moment is not sexually compatible with a hosepipe so I'm looking for something a bit more priapic. My garden, the Sitting Buckets of Babylon, needs regular watering and jugging's too slow. Also, in a few months, when the vegetables are firm, ripe and tempting, if the government come and try and take them away from me, I'll be able to hold them at bay with the hosepipe until I come up with a more long-term solution.
No two-bit, blood-sucking, global elite elected pathocracy will ever take my broad beans! I'll eat them there and then, and if they arrest me and put me in custody, or custard, I'll break wind and they'll have to let me go.
Maybe I should grow some artichokes.
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Good stuff!
Posted by Steve , on Sunday 13th May 2007, 11:01 PM
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