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Monday 28th May 2007 10:36 PM
In response to one of last week's blogs, Les Miserable writes:
'Big diggers don't have genitals, why dress them in lingerie?'
'When there's so many other things to be getting on with', one might add. Well Les, it's a good question, and one that I'm going to try and answer.
1) Lingerie is not necessarily for covering genitals, sometimes it draws attention to them, or enhances them in some way.
2) Surprisingly, some big diggers do have genitals. The 25-ton CAT 330C excavator has a small willy, just behind the rock-ripper attachment, on certain export models.
3) I feel that out-size lingerie lends an erotic mystery to most earth-moving equipment. Even with it's saucy high lift tailgates and spillboards, it's amazing what a floor-skimming zebra-print negligee, in sheer mesh with ruffle trim, can do for a 35-ton articulated dumptruck.
4) It makes big diggers feel special.
5) It helps the economy. (Pointless things often do.)
Think about it Les, and maybe give it a go. I started with a provocatively placed handkerchief on my lawnmower, and went on from there. Good Luck!
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Posted by calcium stearate , on Saturday 8th December 2007, 7:15 PM
Well, you make some very salient points, especially the bit about helping the economy and it may well be worth getting your local MP to bring this up in the House of Commons. I would love to hear it reported on the Today programme. By the way, where are t
Posted by Les Miserable , on Thursday 31st May 2007, 5:03 PM
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