my life as a artist
the answer is in the soul
Wednesday 6th June 2007 12:12 AM
Hello faithful blogwatchers… through the cold immensity of cyber-space you've been cyber-flocking like cyber-birds to my cyber-feeder and there's been no cyber-seeds or cyber-crumbs for over a week. What you thought was a cyber-desert was in fact just a cyber-beach, and now the cyber-tide is rolling in…
Oh I do like to be the cyber-sea-side,
Oh I do like to be the cyber-sea,
Oh I do like to scroll along the prom, prom, prom,
Where the broadband plays, tiddly, om, pom, pom!
I'm sorry for the lack of recent nourishment but it's just that I've been in another world this last week. It's the non-cyber world and it's really different there. In that other world there's a lot more liquid. Apparently liquid can't survive in cyber-space, whereas the other world positively gushes with blood, sweat, tears, semen, dribble, wee-wee and John Smith's.
It's a messy place and it's always good to have some absorbent kitchen towels handy. The other world's a lot harder as well. Some of it's made out of metal and it can really hurt. Some of it though, is made out of hazelnut, and although that's quite hard at first, you can crush it down with your teeth and mix it with saliva and it's quite nice.
In fact, one of the best things about the other world is the muesli. In cyber-space, as far as I know, you can only get Alpen, whereas in the other world there's a wholefood shop, called Alligator, where you can buy seven different types of delicious muesli, from attractive human staff who only gush blood, sweat, tears, semen, dribble, wee-wee and John Smith's when they're not serving behind the counter.
The other world is hard and messy and got good muesli but cyber-space is fantastic for wildlife. Yesterday I had a googled woodpecker virtually eating out of my hand…..
So blogwatcher… this is it… this is what you came for…. It's not much, I know… maybe a few crumbs and possibly a seed….. I recommend you eat the crumbs but if you find a seed, I suggest you put it under your wing and take it back to your cyber-garden and plant it in a glazed cyber-pot filled with the compost of your own experience. Tender it, nurture it, feed it with Alpen, and in a few weeks you might produce a sprouting blogwort, one of the hardiest, most beautiful flowers of the arctic cyber-steppes. Happy gardening!
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