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Saturday 19th April 2008 10:12 PM
I'm really sorry I've not been here for you these last two weeks. I've been working like an Etruscan. (Greg-with-the-Anna-Wintour power-bob at the newsagent says that Trojans are actually quite lazy) I've been refurbishing my new home, and have become lost in the gloss and the monomaniacal mist of midnight magnolia.
I know you're feeling neglected, but I'm doing this thing for both of us. Let's face it, things haven't been that great between us recently, sometimes we don't get it on for a week at a time and more. I know it takes twenty thousand a month and one to tango, but I blame myself.
I feel sure that when we move into the new caravan (with flushing toilet and snooker room), I'll feel less hemmed in and freer to express myself. I think you'll like it too. You'll have noticed that I've painted the lap-top in magnolia, and white-glossed the 3G data-card, and I've been thinking of doing the screen border in woodchip. When it comes to decorating, cyber-space is so mind-numbingly enormous and complex, that not only does woodchip hide a multitude of sins, it makes it look a bit cottagey as well.
I've still got to put some carpets down, and there's some glossing to do in the hall, bedroom and keyboard, but I reckon we could be in by next week. Can I go and watch Match of the Day now, please?
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Do you have any plans to change the wallpaper on your home page ? If you have any woodchip left over that would be ideal.
Looking forward to visiting Motion Manor sometime soon.
Posted by Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen , on Tuesday 22nd April 2008, 5:45 PM
Happy new home!
Validation word is 'seat', I thought you had a Toyota.
Posted by John (aka Jonault, aka Jono) , on Monday 21st April 2008, 8:16 PM
The worst bit is where someone has Artexed the top of the page. Bu it's St George's Day on Wednseday - maybe you could just cover it up with some Union Jack bunting?
Posted by Steve , on Sunday 20th April 2008, 10:09 AM
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