my life as a artist
its a jolly holiday with mary
Tuesday 24th June 2008 11:10 PM
Les Miserable writes in to say, shockingly and controversially, that there is no God. He says he tuned in to the France Italy match with the express purpose of being thrilled by Ribery, only for Ribery to be taken off after just six minutes. Well, Les, I'm sorry that that event makes you feel as though you live in a maze without a centre, but consider that one of God's most celebrated traits is that of moving mysteriously. I felt that the early departure of Ribery fair smacked of mystery, and I think it's too early in the game, or 'le grand jeu' as Alan Shearer would have it, to commit yourself to a life of existential loneliness.
Tomorrow I'm setting off to Glastonbury, and the weather forecast is poor, so I've packed waterproofs, wellingtons, a woolly hat, some earplugs, and all the other necessary accoutrements for a carefree weekend of high English summer romance. I'm aware that my blogs have been infrequent for a while, and as cyber-space can't exist in mud, I'm afraid this will continue for a bit longer. As one of those six, who walk seven abreast, may I wish you all some sunny spells amongst these scattered and bewildering showers.
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Long time, no blogs. Have you been abducted by aliens?
If so, let us know about it because reality sucks!
Posted by John (aka Jonault aka Jono) , on Thursday 17th July 2008, 8:22 PM
The last word below was 'fluff'. It got trimmed.Why? By whom? Somewhere in the ether, there's a shadowy conspiracy trimming hippy navel fluff. Be warned!
Posted by Jonny Fluffypunk , on Tuesday 15th July 2008, 5:25 PM
Top stuff at Glasters, Rory. You literally shone! Mind you, that might've been the bottle of hippy sweat they flogged me round the back of Sam's 'Magic Hat' sauna. More potent than liquid acid, and it's fun picking out the navel f
Posted by Jonny Fluffypunk , on Tuesday 15th July 2008, 5:13 PM
You were fantastic at Glastonbury, Rory.
Posted by Katy , on Saturday 5th July 2008, 2:59 PM
I haven't seen you in the set list at Glastonbury. Surely you're more important than the nobodies that headline this event?
Posted by Les Miserable , on Thursday 3rd July 2008, 1:19 AM
Was it the manager or God who took Ribery off? Is he being cagey about his existance or is he just a bit of a bastard who likes to balance his good deeds with his foul ups?
Oops, I've gone too far, I can smell brimstone!
Posted by John (aka Jonault aka jono) , on Tuesday 1st July 2008, 6:40 PM
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